"I Can Handle It"

I'm taking off for a while gang. I leave you with this from the superoptimist gang.

New Official Slogan for 2007 announced!

At the recent International Council of Superoptimists meeting which took place over the last weekend in Calgary, Canada, a new all-purpose optimistic slogan was adopted as the official slogan for the year 2007.

“I can handle it!”

The slogan “I can handle it!” is exactly the kind of thing Superoptimists like to hear in the event of:

1) car crash
2) hostile divorce
3) nuclear incident
4) spoiled, chunky milk
5) dog mess on rug
6) avian flu
7) abcessed tooth
8) middl aged weight gain
9) terrorist incursions
10) stinky kitty box
11) more incompetent political leadership
12) another meeting at work
13) laundry, dishes and trash
14) venereal warts
15) leprosy
16) abject poverty
17) impulse control problem
18) another bad relationship
19) genocide
20) neighborhood arson attacks
21) even more budget cuts
22) bad stye on the eye
23) another friend bought an SUV
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