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While reading it, I remembered a link to one of the funniest pieces of animation I'd seen in years which - SURPRISE - is about not having a job. Here is the link:
Meanwhile I do have another freelance writing gig which I am finding no end of unurgent tasks to get out of working on. The situation has become ridiculous. Thank you notes are more important. That unorganized shelf in the bathroom closet can no longer be tolerated. I have not conducted quite enough interviews -- never mind the 320 I already have. Why just today, I decided it was time to find a "more fun" sig file for one of my email accounts and blew a good 40 minutes tooling around quotation sites.
People keep telling me to be gentle with myself right now. Is this what they meant? Oh, I heard a pretty reliable rumor that David Lynch has a house in Vedic City in Fairfield so I have a grandmaster scheme of revamping my personal cheffing(two "f"s?) business and hitting up the HollyMidwest Crew in TMville (shhhh-don't tell). Meanwhile, here are some pretty funny links I ran into while sorting through an inbox looking for the "no job" cartoon and deleting old mail (more urgent work - ha!). Enjoy 'em.
http://www.ericblumrich.com/ ( "repeat it loudly enough and it will become the truth" -noam chomsky)
http://www.cheneycomeclean.com (shouldn't that soap be in his mouth?)
http://omgwtf.superlime.com/tunak.rm (what can I say? i can't watch this without howling.)
http://omgwtf.superlime.com/TooMuchVibrator.gif (yes, you are old and losing your sight)
http://omgwtf.superlime.com/LSDbillboard.jpg (old pentagon conspiracy revealed!)