Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Miracle Spring Water

So I'm house-sitting and have given in to that most vicious of monsters in the box - television. I was channel surfing and thrilled to see a solution to all my problems flashing across the ominous screen:

MIRACLE SPRING WATER

Lest anyone accuse me of being a bad friend or acquaintance, I'm letting you all know this stuff is free. The number is even toll free 1-877-481-6555. Just listen to these comments ~

"You told me what to do and I did it!"
"Get rid of the Egypt inside you!"
"We gonna pay off all your bills!"

www.peterpopoff.org

Let me know how this stuff works out for you, okay?

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